Sans

SANS

Either someone copied your profile or my phone is a jerk, 
          But i see double of this same profile which joined on the same date 
          And have the same location and stuff... 
          My phone's a dork I'm gonna guess... 
          But anyway, have a follower for reading this rant, xD

*Grabs microphone*
          What happened to Papyrus when I attacked him?
          He PASTA way!
          *Drops microphone*

Hit me with your best pun! ♫♩♫♩♪♩♬

HI HI IM GONNA ANNOY YOU!!!!!!!

HIII 

When do you know your experiencing Deja moo?
          
          When you feel that you've heard this bull before
          
          Sorry that I gave you this twice
          
          Guess my sense of humor is just milking the cow a abit

SAAANS, why didn't I see you at the dance yesterday?
          
          Oh, right, you had noBODY to go with. 
          
          I'm so sorry XD I am not worthy to be saying puns in your presence.

Hey you boney-licious being.
          (WHY DID I TYPE THAT)
          I have a horrible pun for you
          Madame Red: I guess you could say I had a miscarriage 
          Husband: No, it was definitely a hit carriage.

Got a new ac so text me love