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i’ve gotten to the point where i am reading fan fiction on wattpad again for more fucking writing inspiration because i’ve reread ours poetica fourteen times and i’ve beat the dead horse a bit too much by now

I bit my boyfriend so hard he has bite marks i-

i was so confused about the concept of friends with benefits because i’m asexual and do not understand what tf people are on about and my friend (who is a total hoe /pos) just goes “sometimes you have your guy friend over and you’re a little horny”
          
          i’m so upset and traumatized /j
          i understood the concept i just didn’t understand why and how someone could ever do that with a friend and remain just friends/friends at all with them. i’m very upset

no hablo español, lo siento Señora (Spanish teacher’s name)

I just had a traumatizing thought
          I’m happy enough with my life that I don’t need to lose myself in stories of romance with people I don’t know to imagine my life is better and instead can lose myself in traumatizing stories and imagine my life was worse
          *signs out of wattpad and logs into ao3*

This is my
          Third
          PSA for you all to go follow @FlowersandVeronica
          Their works /pos
          Florence ❤️

Hey guys it’s me allister sanderson

Why the fuck did I just get recommended Hunter Biden fanfiction
          do i need to educate people on why that bitch could literally destroy the united states based on his past mistakes

@SilverStarFishy and I becoming canonical in pebble brain lore
          
          
          “No no no come on— I have to say hi I mean they’re right there, they’re the reason I started streaming— I’m going over.” The one that looked like Allister said before walking over nervously.
          
          “Hello.” Allister greeted sweetly.
          
          “Hi— uh, shit I didn’t think this far. Hello, I’m a small streamer and uh— when I was a kid I actually started watching you guys and I started streaming last year and people actually find me entertaining so I just gotta say thank you.” The girl grinned. “I’m Sally.”
          
          “Allister, you know that though. Pleasure to inspire you! What’s your streamer name?”
          
          “Divinus, SatisDivinus on Twitter, I can’t really explain that one but it’s a character reference that stuck. It’s a pleasure to meet you! I’m from way up in Pennsylvania, the most haunted state, so yeah I never expected this.” Sally shook Allister’s hand.
          
          “Alright that’s great, can I spend time with my girlfriend?” Tommy cut into the conversation.
          
          “Don’t be rude.” Allister disciplined him.
          
          Sally flipped him off. “I’ve waited to do that for the past five years, you don’t understand.”
          
          Allister cackled. “Did you just flip off one of your idols?”
          
          “He’s not my idol, he’s simply an inspiration.” She explained. “That’s my friend A— Silvi, she’s also a streamer. She was my debut, we stream together all the time. She’s like my big sister.” Sally gestured to the girl in the Ranboo shirt.
          
          
          Mmmm might not be out yet or for a while but I exist in the future this is amazing
          Anyway so like this is @FlowersandVeronica ‘s pebblebrainAU, she has like a singular story done and it’s the Allister story so go read it she’s really good, and her Wilbur story is just— the characterization man the characterization
          Go read go read go read NOW

if x=my age what is my age? Solve algebraically.
          28=1/2x-6