Jesus CRUST why do I have followers? 
Why are you following me? Are you stalking me?
Why are you reading this?
Can I just say Christmas Pickle and not be looked at weirdly?
These are my T.H.O.T.S everyday.
I am sorry I can't BREATH.
When people say this I sometimes run out of breathe.
When someone says there heart stopped beating and I am sitting over here like what is this heart you speak of?
BTW if you want to send me my mail then drop it off at your butthole then go inside of it then you take a left you will find a small tube go through the tube when your out of the tube then you go out your boob and I am in front of you laughing my ass off at your stupidity for actually doing it.
OHH I almost forgot I am a part of the female population of Venus and I hate the male population of Mars (most of the time I hate them but they can be so kind and -HEY STOP MAKING ME FEEL CRAP I DON'T WANT TO FEEL).

My dudes I got another account I'll sometimes use so yay :)
  • I am most likely by your nearest toilet having Taco Bell flashbacks.
  • JoinedNovember 5, 2017



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Sea_Strawberry Sea_Strawberry Apr 01, 2018 11:09PM
Lol sorry I died for quite sometime 
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