Hello there! It's not a pleasure to meet you. Anyway, welcome to Weird Land! I am your guide, as well as the creator of this weird yet fascinating land, today! First off, allow me to introduce you to some of our most amazing creations. This odd looking object is actually a Food Translator. Also, fun fact, did you know that foods could talk? Psst.. they actually love us because we eat them, or at least that's what I think.. Okay then, moving on! This is a Void Summoner. As the name implies, YOU CAN SUMMON VOIDS WITH THIS DEVICE! It's extremely dangerous, but no one gives a s- smack to it :D. Oh, sorry, folks. Looks like our grand tour is going to be cut short due to a Weird Storm. If you'd like, we could give you guys a tour again! Oh yeah, forgot to tell you guys something. You guys probably SHOULDN'T visit this tour (my profile) ever again! You now have the Weird Curse, that means you'll die due to your weirdness, unless of course, you follow the following steps!

How To Get Rid Of The Weird Curse 101
Step 1: Never Come To My Profile Ever Again
Step 2: Log Out Immediately
Step 3: Smash Your Device With Anything You Desire
Step 4: Regret Smashing Your Device
Step 5: Stop Reading This And Follow The Steps, Starting From Step 1

Now, goodbye!
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  • JoinedNovember 5, 2016