'What's that supposed to mean?' - my aunt
"Purple." - me, without thinking and from habit
".. Yellow!" - cousin 1, in a panic
"Seven!" - cousin 2, confidently and in response to me
'What's that supposed to mean?' - my aunt
"Purple." - me, without thinking and from habit
".. Yellow!" - cousin 1, in a panic
"Seven!" - cousin 2, confidently and in response to me
"Me gusta droogas." 1
"No me gusta los droogas." 2
"Me gusta droogas." 3
"No me gusta droogas!" 4
"Me amo droogas." 5
"... How do you say 'I wanna break up' in Spanish?" 6
Me (2, 4, 6) and my boyfriend (1, 3, 5) lmao
So, considering that I only have 30 more chapters to rewrite, I'm going to be taking a break from that and beginning a new work. It's just to have some different content and so I can have a break from rephrasing stuff lmao
I hope to see you all in the new story.
"You look hot" - my cousin trying to say I look tall
"YOU'RE TOO HIGH" - me trying to tell my friend he's too tall
"I don't run high, I feel high" - me trying to explain why I'm a walking furnace but my temperature is only 98.2°f
If you can't girlboss, gaslight, or gatekeep, choose genocide
Alternatively
If you can't malewife, manipulate, or mansplain, choose manslaughter
(This is a joke i swear)
Most of my stories (on this acc and others + what I haven't published);
"You know you're in a committed relationship when 'Do you trust me?' becomes code for 'I'm about to do something stupid and potentially dangerous, but it's going to be hilarious.'"