ShawnCoolFnia

Boys the impossible has happened, a real female has gifted upon me their number 

Yeetnoodlewrites

@ShawnCoolFnia Bro... You're finally becoming a normie... That's one step closer to society I never could take!  
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Mechanical-Sheikah

@ShawnCoolFnia Teach me your ways oh wise one
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Optimal_pax

Moment in history congrats
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ShawnCoolFnia

Boys the impossible has happened, a real female has gifted upon me their number 

Yeetnoodlewrites

@ShawnCoolFnia Bro... You're finally becoming a normie... That's one step closer to society I never could take!  
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Mechanical-Sheikah

@ShawnCoolFnia Teach me your ways oh wise one
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Optimal_pax

Moment in history congrats
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ShawnCoolFnia

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Do you know what fuck it!!!
          Kaaaaa MEEEEEE haaaaa MEEEEEEE
          
          HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
          
          blows up pancakes 

TFlamingPhoenix

@ShawnCoolFnia WHO SENT YOU?! WAS IT THE BIDOOF?! THOSE FUCKERS INDOCTRINATED THAT POOR MAN TOO FAR!!!
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Major_daringdog

@ShawnCoolFnia 
            
            Nora: YOU DESTROYED MY PANCAKES!!!!! I WILL BREAK YOUR LEGS AND MAKE SURE YOU NEVER WALK AGAIN
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ShawnCoolFnia

Someone brought up a good point. I didn't make my usual Bowsette April fools story this year, Normally every year I try to upload my old Bowsette story from like 2020 ish somewhere around there, and add another chapter to is then take the whole story down after April. I didn't do it again this year, as the story no longer exists lol. Accidentally deleted it. Since I didn't do it this year a few people asked about it. So, rather than doing that same thing next year but... well you know.
          Why not actually MAKE a Bowsette story, like a proper one? Let me know! If a good number of you wanna see it I'll do it! GENUINELY! TRY to make the story good too. Unlike before.

ShawnCoolFnia

Sent to kill, to watch no man’s land
          Snipers are moving unseen
          Fight for land, to lose it again
          Shrapnel is filling the air
          
          Hell on earth, the trenches mean death, better keep your head down low
          Charge their lines, the ultimate test it’s a synchronized sacrifice
          
          Get the wounded after dark
          Left alone in no man’s land
          Maddening chaos at the front
          
          Dream of heaven
          Angels are calling your name
          
          Shells and guns, a rifle and scope
          Bullets are wearing your name
          Losing track of time and of space
          Midnight at sanity’s edge
          
          Losing friends to artillery shells, at the break of dawn
          Break their will, as yours has been broken, they’re here alone, dream of home
          
          Charge at dawn to gain a yard
          Scout at night to guard their lines
          Leave your life in fortune’s hand
          
          When the bullet hits its mark
          Know your time in hell has been served
          You won’t return to home

ShawnCoolFnia

Anyone excited about the Goddess of Victory story?

ShawnCoolFnia

All embrace me
          It’s my time to rule at last
          Fifteen years have I been waiting
          To sit upon my throne
          
          No allegiance
          I will swear no oath
          Crowned by god not by the church
          As my power is divine
          
          They thought I was too young to rule the land
          Just as they failed to understand
          Born to rule
          My time has come
          
          I was chosen by heaven
          Say my name when you pray
          To the skies
          See Carolus rise
          With the lord my protector
          Make them bow to my will
          To the skies
          See Carolus rise
          
          To the skies
          See Carolus rise
          
          Proved in battle
          Led my men to victory
          No man alive or dead commands me
          I answer to the Lord
          
          Hear my orders
          Question me and die
          What I say was said in heaven
          And so it shall be done
          
          I know I was destined to rule alone
          All for myself I have claimed the throne
          Born to rule
          My time is now
          
          I was chosen by heaven
          Say my name when you pray
          To the skies
          See Carolus rise
          With the lord my protector
          Make them bow to my will
          To the skies
          See Carolus rise
          
          To the skies
          See Carolus rise
          
          [Spoken words by Joakim Brodén:]
          Framåt Karoliner
          Fiendens dom är här
          Låt oss krossa dom
          Kasta in dom genom helvetets portar
          
          All that’s thine shall be mine, there’s no stopping me
          All over Europe my rule shall be questioned by none
          
          All I see give to me, that is my decree
          My will be done
          
          They thought I was too young to rule the land
          Just as they failed to understand
          Born to rule
          My time is now

DragonRider7385

@ShawnCoolFnia A fellow Sabaton enjoyer I see.
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ShawnCoolFnia

Pay attention to this one, or you'll miss something :P
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/368435355

ShawnCoolFnia

@Tacotuesday31q I took it down from the preview chapter, it's going up with chapter one later today
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Tacotuesday31q

@ShawnCoolFnia I can't get access to your fanfic
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ShawnCoolFnia

NAAAA! Imma take a break from azur lane! Gonna make a Goddess of Victory Story