I am Sherlock Holmes, the worlds only consulting detective. Why am I the only one? Because I made up the job, of course. 


I'm not going to go into detail about how I do what I do because chances are you wouldn't understand. If you've got a problem that you want me to solve, then contact me. Interesting cases only please.

This is what I do:

1. I observe everything.
2. From what I observe, I deduce everything.
3. When I've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how mad it might seem, must be the truth.
If you need assistance, contact me and we'll discuss its potential.

Consulting hours: 8:00AM - 20:00PM


I am not a psychopath, I am a high functioning sociopath. Do your research!


I do not want idiots such as Anderson on my account.


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