I'm a walking contradiction and I know it ;)
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ShrekSwampman ShrekSwampman Sep 19, 2015 10:32PM
Just published two creepy stories.
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Stories by Satan's Left Nut
Book of Things by ShrekSwampman
Book of Things
Ever wondered why cats are blue? NO? Well, me neither. Read this if you're into that kinda thing you sick mon...
Percy Crackson and the Condom Thief by ShrekSwampman
Percy Crackson and the Condom Thief
Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood. I never asked to be the son of a sex god. I was just a normal kid, go...
Alone by ShrekSwampman
Alone
Matthew Scott isn't alone.