Savannah

These are all old stories that I will be posting. They were written from when I was 12 to 17, so please excuse bad grammar and cliches :)

Current Question Occupying My Thoughts: Do you think the reason cats are so apathetic to humans is because they’re pissed that we made them the China Dolls of the cat family? Like, their final act of defiance is eating us if we die, because up till then we're all like 'aww, how cute' and we don't realize how damaging this is and it fuels their huge inferiority complex.

Quick Facts About Me:

I once vacuumed my bed.

I once wore socks in the shower.

I dislike periods because you're obligated to wear underwear.

I'm secretly considering the theory that we are all just computer sims version 4003 (ie: Dark matter is explained due to not being coded)