It’s Sia bich

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So I made this account ages ago (and by that I mean somewhere in 2015 if I'm not mistaken) and I wrote a bunch of stuff that my middle school brain came up with, so if you find this stuff cringey don't say you weren't warned..  now I used to be a MAJOR geek about zodiac signs and I thought omg they're so accurate (I'm an Aquarius so I'm far more superior than you, sorry fam I don't make the rules. It was predestined) and so cool and so I wrote god knows how many books on it (I probably wrote three I just like to exaggerate) and somehow people loved them (I mean ofcourse they did, "I" wrote them {did I mention I'm a bit narcissistic?} so ofcourse they're bursting with intellectualism).
  Now I'm older and more mature (highly HIGHLY debatable) so I don't log on here anymore but maybe one day I'll write all about my life journey and how I fell from the stars to begin my life as a human and met 11 other people like me, who dint fit in somehow... (I swear I'm not hinting at anything) (*cough*IamTheLiteralEmbodimentOfAquarius*cough*)
So yeah read my life stories and just know all the legends are true ;) if you get the reference slide up in my DMs yo
And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell (oop you've been hit with a double reference)
Xoxo
Its Sia Bitch (THREE REFERENCES DAMN IM ON FIRE)