The Stuff of Glorious Nightmares

Hello!!

When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to repost this, he will try to discourage you.

I have alternate selves, but no one knows because it makes me feel self-centered. :)
EXCEPT FOR YOU

LIKES:
Drawing
Reading
Music
Fangirling
My snoozy times
Too many fictional characters...

DISLIKES:
Seafood
Poi
Insects
Being bossed
Topical medication

FANDOMS:
Star Wars
Tolkien
Supernatural
OUaT
Doctor Who
Sherlock
Merlin
Marvel (Cinematic Universe)
The 100
ASOIAF
DC
Homestuck

"Highly intelligent, deviant, disturbed- and uncommandable."

"They're so macho and competetive. We're going to have to teach them to relax."

"Why so serious?"

"We're an idea. And you can't kill ideas- but we can certainly kill you."

"And they say young people today have no intelligence."

"I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath, do your research."

"You're a bloody psychopath!!"
"High functioning sociopath. With your number."

"Don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the entire street."

"Go not to the Elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes."

"You must be truly desperate to come to me for help."

"I'm not here to fit into your  world. I'm here to build my own." Ironic, considering that I write fanfiction.

"I'm not crazy!!"

Me? Crazy? I should get off this Unigriffon and slap you!!

Cats or Dogs? Dragons, fool!!

When all else fails, summon Godzilla.

@Jordieblob16 gave me an elk. He's fabulous.

Also ship Legorie- Namarie (@jordieblob16) and Legolas.

❒ Single
❒ Taken 
✔ Mentally dating a fictional character. Or 3+. And some celebrities.

 


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                 Licensed Lord Of The Rings Fan