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Every time I try, I find that I can't remember the original melody to "Driving in my Truck Right After a Beer" so I end up defaulting to Bad Habits for some reason instead
Yeah, I'm driving in my truck right after a beer
Hey, that bump that's in the road is shaped like a deer
Tryna gimme DUI? [[Hyperlink Blocked]], how 'bout ya die?
'Cause I'll go a hundred miles, an hour, so cower
And oh, little did you know, I filled up on gas
"Wasn't doing any fountain-making", my ass
Now I'm pulverizing you, and you're shit outta luck
Gonna use my bergentrück, ya fuck, you suck
Yeah, I'll kill ya with my TRUCK
(disclaimer: I don't know jack shit about Deltarune or Undertale lol)
(also I wrote a depression-themed parody of the Bad Habits chorus but I just have a hunch that I probably shouldn't post it rn so I remembered this instead ._.)