Ukrain and Belarus

Ukrain: What is this??

Belarus: It's a wattpad stupid. This is the part where you put things about you.

Ukraine: Ah ok! Thank you Belarus, you are such a good little sister. Ok about me, well my name is Ukraine and I love my little bruder. I am the oldest out of me Belarus and Russia. I love my sister dearly. I am very poor. I don't know what else to say. Well I love you and farming! Was that right Belarus, is that what I'm suposed to do?

Belarus: *sighs* Good enough. Ok so about me well I love my bruder Russia. My bruder is a great man and we are going to get married, as soon as I can force him to sign the paper. So remember he is mine! If you touch him or try to go after him I will kill you, slowly. Ukraine is my older sister so the same goes for her, do anything to upset her and you will fall asleep and never wake up.

Ukraine: Aww that is so sweet! Thanks for looking out for me!

Belarus: Shut up.

(This is a joint account so two different weirdos that have way to much time on our hands will be here at different times.)