❝Do you like scary movies?❞
❝Ow! You hit me with the phone, you DICK!❞
✎﹏﹏sᴛᴜᴀʀᴛ "sᴛᴜ" ᴍᴀᴄʜᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇsᴛ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴏғ ʙɪʟʟʏ ʟᴏᴏᴍɪs. ʜᴇ ɪs ᴡᴇᴀᴋ-ᴡɪʟʟᴇᴅ, ɪɴsᴇɴsɪᴛɪᴠᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴄᴄᴇɴᴛʀɪᴄ. ʜᴇ ɪs ᴇᴀsɪʟʏ 'ᴘᴇᴇʀ ᴘʀᴇssᴜʀᴇᴅ' ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴋɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʙɪʟʟʏ, ᴀʟᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ᴍᴜʀᴅᴇʀɪɴɢ ʜɪs ᴇx-ɢɪʀʟғʀɪᴇɴᴅ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀʟsᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴘᴏssɪʙʟᴇ ᴍᴏᴛɪᴠᴇ. sᴛᴜ ɪs ᴏғᴛᴇɴ ᴄᴏɴsɪᴅᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏsᴛ ɪɴsᴀɴᴇ, ᴄᴏᴍᴇᴅɪᴄ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴘsʏᴄʜᴏᴛɪᴄ ᴋɪʟʟᴇʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ғʀᴀɴᴄʜɪsᴇ.﹏﹏
❝Did you put her liver in the mailbox?❞
❝Liver alone!❞
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