{Hi, I'm Alex, and this is my sister Jay. Say hey Jay.}
[...Hello.]
{Okay then. Thank you for that Jay. Our conversations are always so stimulating.}
[Mm.]
{You're like my bae.}
[No. *types on her laptop as she pushes her glasses further onto her nose*]
{0.o I meant you were acting like him!!! >\\\<}
[No. *continues typing*]
{'No' what?! Stop being so antisocial Jay-nee!}
[I'm not antisocial, I'm just busy.]
{Suuuure, Jay, we have things to actually DO.}
[Well, I do. My research is important, maybe not as much as what YOU'RE doing at the moment...]
{MANGA IS SUPER IMPORTANT! MORE IMPORTANT THAN CALUCULATING HOW MANY BODIES THE REST OF THE PASTAS GENERATE IN A WEEK!!!}
[As if. And this isn't JUST looking at the rate of creepypasta killings. These statistics are important.]
{Mhmm, yeah, sure Jay. Anyway, BYE~!}
Normal girls play dress up, we cosplay.
Normal girls eat ice cream when depressed, we eat cheesecake.
Normal girls wouldn't ever go into the woods at night, we go searching for Slenderman.
Normal girls freak out over a broken nail, we freak out over a broken knife.
Normal girls say weird, we say cool.
Normal girls 'ask why did you do that?' , we say 'you shouldn't have done that'.
Normal girls say go to hell, we say GO. TO. SLEEP.
Normal girls say Link, we say BEN Drowned.
Normal girls think Jeff is ugly, we think he is beautiful.
Normal girls say cannibal, we say Eyeless Jack.
Normal girls say go die in a hole, we say you've met with terrible fate.
Normal girls fan girl over band boys, we fangirl over psycho killers.
Normal girls say 'you inspire my inner pop star', we say 'you inspire my inner serial killer'.
Normal girls want pink hair, we want singed black hair.
Normal girls put on lipstick for a beautiful smile, we carve one.
Normal girls wear makeup, we wear masks.
Normal girls think Smile Dog is scary, we think he is cute.
Normal girls say 'Repost this', we say 'Spread the word'.
Normal girls say stalker, we say Slenderman.
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