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HIII

homeschoolers vs public schoolers football in the rain is fun :D
          
          aND LIKE I CAME UP WITH THE BEST INSULTS AGAINST THE PUBLIC SCHOOLERS SFKHSJSKSFKFHJHFJKSJFK I NEVER AM ABLE TO COME UP WITH THEM BUT I DID JFKHKSJHDKJHKSJH

more quotes from bio class :D
          
          "AND I LOST MY PANTS-"
          
          "the cupcakes where like BOOM and exploded!!"
          
          "baby shark doo doo do do do do baby shark!"
          
          "I CAN and WILL shove this kitkat UP YOUR NOSE!"
          
          "can i give your blood?"
          
          "i want to sot on a egg and hatch the chicken"
          
          "i disown you all"

does anyone else want to ride in a tractor scooper bucket thingy that you're willing to hide in a pile of mulch and be scooped up?

fUn StOrY fRoM 3 HoUrS aGo-
          
          
          so one of my friends was handing out out hershey kisses and he asked one of the gals "wanna kiss?" and when she said (aka screamed)  no  he pulled out the chocolate and ate it and then like 10 minuets later he asked me the same thing and i said sure because it's CHOCOLATE and then he had the AUDACTITY to kiss me and i slapped him in the face and btw this was in the middle of history class so all my other friends were laughing. but aNyWaY yeah. that happend today. 
          
          HOW WAS YOUR DAY?

ya know that feeling when you actually feel really good about your body and the someone says something bad and its like 
          
          
          
          *whoosh* self esteem down the drain

i swear i was hit in the head with a hammer when i was little

Quote form me trying to study spanish-
          
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          Fun fact- spanish teamed up with math to kill my already deep fried brain

my friends while dissecting a fish-
          
          "IT JUST pEEd ON MY EYE"
          *deadpan* "it's a dead fish" 
          
          
          "My fish is named jim. i love it. it weighs scales"
          
          "MY FISH JUST LOST IT'S FIRST TOOTH"
          
          teacher- "Be careful with the scapel- make sure that blade is now-"
          2 of the boys: *swordfighting with the scapel*
          another person: "HEY THESE THINGS CAN MAKE YOU BLEED!! I AM BLEEDING BLOOD"

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