Deceit Sanders

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~Attention
          
          You have been chosen to be showered with love so enjoy!!!
          
          Now post this to everyone's wall who you think deserves all the love in the world.
          
          If you get...
          
          1 back = you're loved
          
          3 back = you're popular
          
          5 back = you're the most loveable
          
          person out there
          
          9 back = Wow i'm jealous
          
          Don't break this chain unless you want to break someone's heart.
          UwU

Hey everyone. Thanks for joining us for this holiday special. We have a lot of fun here and Camp Campbell, but y'know what isn't fun? Climate change. That's right, Nikki. The atmospheric greenhouse effect of our planet helps to retain heat energy from the sun and is more or less responsible for life on this planet. But human activity has increased the greenhouse gas, Carbon Dioxide, by 40% since 1790. This means that less heat is able to escape the earth's atmosphere and is instead warming things up on our planet at an extremely dangerous rate! Many skeptics of climate change have pointed out that the sun's output is varied through history. But since the 1970s, when global temperatures began increasing the fastest, solar activity has actually been decreasing. Bullying nerds is one thing, but bullying the earth? Come on. I may be dumb when it comes to a lot of stuff, but I'm still smart enough to believe in climate change. So if you or someone you know is an avid climate change denier, literally, what the *fuck* is wrong with you? You don't even have to go to a library, just google 'evidence supporting climate change', and learn something for christ's sake. Oh, and vaccinate your kids while you're at it! Fuckin' morons. Happy holidays!
          
          I typed out the script to a speech at the end of a camp camp episode so here.

“im being lead by a small child and could easily pull away at any given moment but this must be important to the kid if he’s taken to pulling me by the hand”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SOMETHINGELSEYT!!!!

So quick, let's make the most of the sunlight, live off script and knows there's no re-writes, no where comes to mind, where fun and nature's so combined! 
          
          So quick! Let's make the most of the sunlight, live off script and know there's no re writes! Nowhere comes to mind, where fun and nature's so combined! We've roughed and toughed through every adventure, I'd say this summer's one for the records! Name an activity, cause Camp Campbell is the place for you and me!

Jesus christ, my wattpad is as dead as Jasper from Camp Camp!

Okay, I'm about to go fucking feral. Can anyone do a Camp Camp roleplay with me? Please?

Okay, this is so wierd. WHY is my Wattpad dead silent?!

Hey, Waffles! Wyllow here, and I was wondering... Roleplay?
          
          
          - Yours Truly, Waffle Wyllow