SnappyTurt

Oh my god its been so long???

Back after like a year

I’m purging all my books rn

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUU

I shall revive this dead converso 

Oopsies April 10th better hurry up and ARRIVE before I go blind-

y is ur nickname high?
          cuz your very high on my book-
          bad joke

Everything suddenly becomes 10x funnier at 5 in the morning. I'm actually just dying of heat under my covers, occasionally swearing and laughing at 'weenis' of all things

I absolutely hate how I'm so blind I mistook an apple for a pumpkin for a good week in an ad that I'm shown all the time

Playing songs at 0.95 speed on YouTube makes them sound "expired" and I mostly dig that