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dream would definitely top wilbur 

new dream team book check it out maybe 

saw a tweet on dttwt, might make a new book

WHY ARE ALL OF MY INSPIRATIONS FINDING MY BOOK, YALL STOP IM GONNA CRY

FUCK IT, ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AU :)

the amount of fanfiction content schlatt and wilbut left with the shippers is actually depressing

SCHLATT IS ON WILBURS STREAM AND SCHLATT GOT ON MINECRAFT AND WILBUR KILLED HIM BECAUSE SCHLATT WAS BEING A GREMLIN AND MASON SAID LOVERS QUARREL LAMAMSKDDID

IM FUCKING SCREAMING
          
          IN SCHLATT'S ANALYSIS OF THE SONG " PARANOID ANDROID" (by Radiohead, check them out if u haven't, very good) HE STARTS IT OFF WITH "THROUGHOUT PARANOID ANDRIOD WE FOLLOW SOMEONE WHOS LONELY, RESENTFUL, AND SKEPTICAL OF EVERYTHING AROUND HIM NOT ONLY TO THE POINT OF PARANOIA BUT ALSO TO THE POINT OF INSANITY" SCHLATT IS LITERALLY DESCRIBING HIS ONLINE PERSONALITY LMFAO

istg if I hit 300 reads I'm gonna cry, not only because I'm so happy but like, I feel bad if I dont do an update 

bruuuh 200 reads? celebratory update today :)