Shhh *removes trash lid* it's okay. You're home now
>•<
"The front seat is for people who haven't been kidnapped by fucking numpties" -Fiona Pitch
>•<
"Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good"
>•<
That awkward moment between birth and death
>•<
∆~Previously @PercAngelo_Valdez ~∆
>•<
•always look behind you
•a special surprise is behind the corner, whether it is someone waiting to mug you or free samples is unsure
>•<
"No good sir, for I have the power of triangles" -Daniel Howell
>•<
"I try not to think. It interferes with being nuts " -Leo Valdez
>•<
"They call me the tailor because of how I thread the needle"
-Lance Mcclain
>•<
"he likes it cold" -Will Byers
>•<
✨BEST FANDOMS EVER:✨
-Gallagher Girls
-The Flash
-Lost In Space
-Stranger Things
-Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
-Attack on Titan
-Gravity Falls
-Marvel
-Tokyo Ghoul
-Lucifer
-The Ender's Game Series
-Carry On
-BNHA
-School of the Elite
-Seraph of the End
>•<
Spoiler! Dipper Pine's real name is Mason
>•<
"Fuck" -Phil Lester, 2018
>•<
Someone needs to stop me, I'm Sirius
>•<
"Ima gay ass princess " @-Hva-Hvorfor
>•<
-Senpai Obtained
-Im not okay (I promise)
-Sing! Until your lungs fall out!
-Insane from cat whisker fumes
-Everything is connected
-Run Barry Run
>•<
Tom Holland is a FULL COURSE MEAL
>•<
Dear Diary,
Today I have lost faith in humanity
@HesitantHobbit
>•<
Ships:
~PHAN
~Victuuri,
~KLANCE
~SOLANGELO
~Starco
~SNOWBAZ
~KIRIBAKU
~Those two spiders you saw last week
~etc.
>•<
PJO
OTP:Percabeth
NOTP:Thanico
BROTP:Jercy
>•<
LeAvE tHE mAtH tO PiDGe
>•<
Me: So... there is weather
Friend: wtf
Me: Yes. Much weather.
>•<
Horton hears a bitch ass liar
>•<
Post Phantastic on my message board if you finished this long-ass bio
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