Mad-Eyed Ferret

*shuffles forward*
*shuffles forward a bit more*
*falls on face*
*stands up like nothing happened*
*strikes a pose*

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I write fanfics and cry #edgy

UPDATE SCHEDULES CAN'T CONTROL ME

Also, I always follow back.
 #StopHateOnMarl2k17

This has more hashtags than I expected ooooooooh boy

P.S.

Guys
Hey guys
I wrote a poem.
It goes: 

Apples are hard
So is a dick
Dick jokes.

I hope you like my poem.

P.P.S. what if I told you that poem was about someone called Richard who's nickname is dick


lmao wow its 2019 and I'm back on this wagon but I'm not editing anything on this bio bc this is pure comedic gold