albertweskersstickycvmsock

Ur horrifying 

Here's a joke to make everyone laugh even though it's not funny 
          
          My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “We'll see about that." Then I unplugged his life support.

Im honestly actually gonna start licking my fuckin' screen whenever I see Johnny Sawyer, I'm gonna eat the fuck outta him, oh nooo! Where did my clothes go! 
          (I'm sorry weedweirdo if you see this)
          
          If mf keeps swaying his damn hips like that I WILL go absolutely feral, gotta eat him like a piece of apple pie with ice cream on top, mf says he likes girls I can be a girl, mf says he likes boys I can be a boy, mf says he likes glizzys so suddenly I'm those extremely delicious yet bad for your health hotdogs at the gas station(servo's) just you wait Johnny, I will get you and those tight ass skinny jeans that show your booty cheeks off a lil too much, just you wait, im plotting, with my legs up in the air, I'm plotting things.
          
          I gotta right the start up chapter then then then the thing will be posted, just you wait Johnny, no fine ass man that has the biggest cheeks I ever did see(compared to Leon's bozoinkers in damnation) will escape sabi's sticky iPad kid like clutches, just you wait...

Why the hitchhiker from Texas chainsaw massacre(the game) kinda...
          
          I was watching Grizzy(YouTuber) play the game and mf played as Johnny(I think that's the hitchhikerd name)AND GOD DAMNN MF WAS BUILT, BOZOINKERS SO BIG IN THE BACK???? THEY DID NOT NEED TO MAKE VRO SO CAKED UP?? Gonna have to get me a taste</3 "the hitchhiker is a greasy and downright feral-" I like my greasy food LET ME HAVE A BITE?!!!?
          
          I know whoever is gonna read this is probably gonna look the mf up if you do MAKE SURE YOU GET THE BACK VIEW THEN YOULL UNDERRAND ILL TAKE NO DISRESPEVT TO HIS DOUBLE VANILLA CAKE IN THE BACK OH MY GYAT Gotta put whipped cream and a cherry on both the left and right bun</3

Damnation Leon got a whole ass bakery back there in those skinny jeans, yummy  

I just explained the entirety of the FNAF lore but the gacha FNAF lore to my mummy

My left foot is itchy, can you scratch it for me?

COWBOY RESIDEBT EVIL AU COMING OUT EITH MOEW BOOKS ‼️‼️ getting a lil too excited for this

I think I might actually just focus on resident evil books because the obsession for it has grown, boutta post those updates early, along with an extra extra book‼️

I start giggling whenever playing re2r and seeing that Leon didn't button up those last two buttons lower down, start calling him a silly lil monkey(he's a full grown man)
          
          He definitely starts buttoning the first bottom at the top instead of starting at the bottom I love him so much, not to mention his stink you? Would absolutely kill me if he gave me that disgusted side eye, would hide in a hole for the rest of my life. And his stupid lil jeans? The two rips on it? Grrr ruff and the way he stand? Just you wait Leon, just you wait til I get my hands on your re6 jacket because I'm gonna go absolutely feral‼️
          
          Also, did anyone else notice at the gas station/servo where the icecream freezer is the herb ice cream and how it says it has properties and and the burger that the trucker eats is at the front of the store on a yellow banner(?) in white bold letters with a red background. "HAMBURGER" Starting to notice the lil things‼️
          
          Halfway done for the updates might post them a lil early.