ITS KILLED MEH!

MIA WHAT'S YOUR AO3 ACCOUNT SO I CAN TALK TO YOU MORE

hey bestie, so you responded to me like a day ago or smn saying you havent seen me in ages but i litteraly cant find the message anywhere so...
          
          hi! i have been active just not a lot, been on other platforms way more and had a play to prepare for which is why i havent been around for a bit. anyways, how have you been? hows life and all?

Oh and I got a hamster and named it snow after daddy snow himself *heart eyes* he's lit like as pale as a sheet so it helps lol

Hey yall happy easter I'm also not back forever - I feel like I've outgrown wattpad. I'll still pop back in yo say hi because I REALLY LOVE YOUS ALL ♡♡♡♡♡ 
          
          MY SNAP.IS STARG1RL_DB SO ADD ME BBYS TAKE CARE AND LOVE YOUS GNNN

*steals your joints*

I've just had a thought
          If only the good die young
          Then how the fuck are you still here

Happy St patties day every1

Slow diffusing is such a pisstake like wdym I have to stand for 20 mins with my hairdryer attached to my head????

STOP OMG. 
          
          Context: I have a friend who's a sic straight white guy and he's gorgeous, hilarious and is like my best friend but he looks and acts so incredibly camp it's even funnier. He's recently distanced himself from the friend group we have of all girls and has effectively left us for his wee group of 'lads' who are these tiny star wars obsessed nerds. I'm like the only person he speaks to out of us anymore (he's doing fine, js has new friends. It'll prolly hurt later)
          
          I was telling my mum abt how I was talking with my friends (the friend group of girls) abt dreams we had and we all had loads of dreams abt our guy friend and meanwhile everyone else's were abt us all being best mates again (we find it funny how he's left us ngl), and how we have dreams abt him leaving us for the lads. except for me. Well ig especially me cuz the dreams I had were particularly violent on his part TwT like ive had the same ones as them, yes, but I've also had a dream f everyone being cannabilistic zombies and MY BETS FRIEND TRYING TO EAT ME. LIKE STOP OMG. that dream ended with me throwing antibiotics in his face, him being cured but him being a bitch afterwards abt it like ffs. 
          
          SO AFTER I TOLD MY MUM ABT THIS who DOESNT KNOW THAT IM NOT GAY. she goes 'Mia are u sure you're gay, you're dreaming abt -- alot.'
          
          ........
          
          
          The fact that the example I gave her of one my 'dreams abt him' was of him trying to bite my arm off and she gathered this conclusion, did not bode well with me.

I just realised how much I love complementing ppl and cream cheese. Like I really like complementing people. Like alot. And cream cheese.
          
          Can't forget the cream cheese.