SubwayChan

Things to know about lil' ole me.
 #blacklivesmatter

1.Pronounces lol and lmao as one word.

2. Uses finger guns when feeling threatened.

3.Catchphrase is 'Cool beans'.

4. Has a weird obsession with cat noses.

6. Once threatened to light my 72 year old principle on fire, because he wouldn't let me eat my animal crackers in class.

7. Once thought Mexico and United States was one country that just didn't get along. Like step brother or some sh**.

8. Ironically said "get rekt scrub" now can't stop.

9. Every time I watch a movie I like to play a game called "Spot the hidden gay".

10. Firmly believes whales evolved from wolves.

11. Suffers from Podophobia (no joke).

12. Wants to start a cult when turns 37. Join today to get a free trial. 

13. Owns a chastity belt.

15. Lost key.

16. Took  30 minutes out of day just to learn how to cyber goth dance.

17. Hates cyber goth.

18. That last one was 67% true.

19. Heimlich maneuver?

20. What does that even mean?

21. Easily distracted.

22. Hates legos more than cooked liver.

23. Hates cooked liver.


If you guess my ethnicity I'll draw a picture of your face. 

Hint: My ancestors use to wear baby skin as clothes.