Hi! 
Please end my suffering. I love to write as you can tell by the stories on my account So here are a few facts about me!

Peanut butter is life <3
Dogs are awesome.
Music is my therapy.
I Color to hide the pain

I have social anxiety.
I'm SUPER hyper :3
I'm too talkative for my own good :D
And I have a very active Imagination, as you will soon find out once you read one of my books


Now For some PUNS(as you can tell I love puns :3)

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

Need a job? Lets Taco bout It.

Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.

Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.
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Welp, hope you had fun learning a few things about me ;D if you wanna get to know me better just message me, I don't bite!

Well...Not anymore at least....


Stay Weird! <3
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  • JoinedOctober 18, 2012



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