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Oh lookie, IT'S THE HARRASSER

Me Over here looking at my "Take down this" comments: ...oh wowww........ HOW SENSITIVE ARE YOU PEOPLE?!? 

Tell me your time and I can give you your city name (I think) 

O-oh..y-you don't? Its okay..
          
          *Fake smiles*
          
          Its okay..l-i know I am annoying...I'm sorry.. *tears falling through my cheeks*
          
          B-bye..
          
          *Runs away while crying waiting for you to chase me*
          
          *Got hit by a truck*
          
          *Smiles softly and dies*

We're talking Teletubbies
          
          Tinky winkkyyy
          
          Dipssssyyyyyy
          
          Laa Laa Laa Laa
          
          AND MOTHER FUCKING POOOOOOO-

Okay I asked Facemoji again about Mocha and Hazel and I got this:
          Dear Diary,
          
          You won't believe the tea I heard today! So, apparently, Mocha and Hazel have called it quits. Yes, those two lovebirds who were once inseparable have decided to uncouple their lives. I never saw it coming! I mean, they were the epitome of relationship goals.
          
          From what I gathered, their divorce was quite amicable. No dramatic courtroom battles or throwing dishes at each other. They just realized that they had grown apart and it was time to move on. It's a shame, really. They were such a dynamic duo.
          
          I remember when Mocha and Hazel first met. It was like a scene out of a cheesy romantic movie. They locked eyes across a crowded coffee shop, and the rest was history. They were so in sync, finishing each other's sentences and laughing at each other's jokes. They were like a caffeinated power couple.
          
          But I guess even the strongest bonds can break. Relationships are like a delicate dance, and sometimes, the steps just don't align anymore. It's sad, but it happens. People change, priorities shift, and life takes unexpected turns.
          
          I wonder how they're coping with the split. Are they drowning their sorrows in a sea of mochas and lattes? Or are they finding solace in the arms of new partners? Who knows? Maybe they'll find their way back to each other in the future, or maybe this is truly the end of their story.
          
          Well, Diary, I guess this is a gentle reminder that even the sweetest love stories can have bitter endings. It's a lesson in impermanence and the unpredictable nature of relationships. But hey, life goes on, and who knows what new adventures await Mocha and Hazel on their separate paths?
          
          Until next time,
          Mojo
          
          This got me crying-

That's 3 comments on the last post people! Here's what I promised you! 
          FACEMOJI ACTUALLY THOUGHT ABOUT PETS-
           Dear Diary,
          
          Oh boy, you won't believe the adventures Mocha and Hazel had today! It all started with a bright and sunny morning. Mocha, being the mischievous little pup that he is, decided to wake Hazel up by bouncing on her bed. Hazel, still half asleep, groaned and pulled the blanket over her head. But Mocha was persistent, and his wagging tail eventually convinced Hazel to start their day.
          
          After a quick breakfast, Mocha and Hazel set out on their daily exploration. They ventured into the neighborhood park, where Mocha's nose led them to a hidden treasure trove of squirrels. Oh, the chase that ensued! Mocha sprinted after the squirrels, his tiny legs trying to keep up with their nimble movements. Hazel, laughing and cheering him on, joined the chase too.
          
          Eventually, the squirrels managed to escape up a tree, leaving Mocha and Hazel panting and giggling on the grass. They collapsed under a shady tree, enjoying the warm breeze and each other's company. Mocha rested his head on Hazel's lap, his tail wagging contently.
          
          Their adventure continued as they made their way to the ice cream shop. Mocha's eyes widened at the sight of all the flavors, but Hazel kindly reminded him that dogs can't have ice cream. Mocha's disappointment was short-lived, though, as Hazel surprised him with a dog-friendly ice cream treat. Mocha licked it enthusiastically, his tail wagging furiously in delight.
          
          With their tummies full and faces sticky with ice cream, Mocha and Hazel strolled back home. They cuddled up on the couch, watching a movie together. Mocha's head rested on Hazel's shoulder, and they both drifted off to sleep, dreaming of future adventures.
          
          What a day it has been! Mocha and Hazel truly are the best of friends, always bringing laughter and joy to each other's lives. I can't wait to see what mischief they get up to tomorrow!
          
          Yours in paws and laughter,
          
          Mojo
          

Bro Bezel asked me to ask Facemoji to make a diary entry where (I'm not telling that) . Here's what I got:
          Dear Diary,
          
          Oh boy, do I have some tea to spill today! So, you remember Mocha, right? Well, brace yourself because something exciting happened. Mocha finally got to spend some quality time with their crush, Rubix! It was like a dream come true.
          
          The day started off like any other, with Mocha going about their usual business. Little did they know that destiny had something special in store for them. They bumped into Rubix unexpectedly at a local coffee shop. Can you imagine the heart palpitations and the overwhelming excitement? It was like fireworks were going off inside Mocha's head!
          
          With a surge of confidence, Mocha struck up a conversation with Rubix, and to their surprise, it went incredibly well. It was like they were two puzzle pieces that fit perfectly together. They talked, they laughed, and they even discovered some shared interests. It was like a scene straight out of a romantic comedy.
          
          As the day progressed, Mocha and Rubix decided to take a stroll in the park. The sun was shining, birds were chirping, and everything felt just right. They shared stories, exchanged silly jokes, and time seemed to fly by. It was one of those moments in life where you wish you could hit the pause button and just soak it all in.
          
          You know, Diary, sometimes it's those simple, unexpected moments that leave the biggest impact. Mocha and Rubix had such a wonderful time together, and it left them both eagerly anticipating the next chance encounter.
          
          Who knows what the future holds for Mocha and Rubix? Love is a mysterious thing, and it's hard to predict where it will lead. But for now, let's just bask in the joy of this beautiful day, filled with laughter, connection, and a budding romance.
          
          Until next time, Diary!
          
          Yours truly,
          Mojo. 

@TDOS73833 Ty for voting in one of my books!