TMDF-Artyom

My friends and I decided to have a Bandit Party. We bought as much Vodka as we could carry and wore tracksuits and gas masks, and put on this song (Bandit Radio)for like six hours. We used the built in filtration system which has a little straw to let you drink while wearing the gas mask. Turns out if you drink vodka with a straw it bypasses most of your mouth and you don't realize how much you're drinking. 

We woke up in jail cells and when I was being interrogated the cops were all really confused when I answered their Russian Translator in English. We didn't know you could speak English. We thought you were from Russia dude.Why?&;When we picked you up you guys were hiding behind a bush and throwing bottles at people who went past you screaming Cheeky Brakey or something. When we arrested you you kept screaming stuff like that.

We don't have Bandit parties anymore.

Due to a few complaints and a suspension i had to remove my Metro story.. it breaks my heart but i have it uploaded on Fanfiction.. so check it out.. same title