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Good evening trjennings

Jesus H Christ the neighbouring family is so dysfunctional, the McDonald's ice cream machine started spitting out free cones.

Pissed someone off REAL hard in a 2Fort server yesterday. Cursed at me, calling me a n****r and wishing I contract prostate cancer. Then ragequitted and lovingly posted another insult on my Steam profile and a link to One Man One Jar (don't look it up if you don't know what it is). I posted a "Why you heff to be mad" comment on his account. Today I found out he deleted them. Just proves I'm right.
          
          What a lovely guy, and all I did was kill him twice with crits. Seriously, get over yourself. It isn't my fault the enemy team lacks the knowledge of how to defend against an Uber push, and it isn't my fault you were stupid enough to die to crits and say ez after an assist.

Anyone here have insufferable pricks for neighbours? If so, what is your coping mechanism? Not asking for a friend.

*HUGE RANT ALERT*
          
          So for a little backstory, we are having our kitchen refurbished, and the only way to reach the bathroom is going through the kitchen. Since the bathroom is effectively blocked what with builders working there, we are forced to resort to peeing in the flower bed in our backyard.
          
          A while ago, we received a written note supposedly from Number 7 (we live in 11 and 9 is in between) telling us to make sure that their children aren't watching out the window before "choosing" to pee, otherwise they would call the police on us.
          
          First question right off the bat: Why the FRICK were your children even watching? Weren't you taught that spying on your neighbours is rude? Or perhaps they have a sick f*tish?
          
          Also, I know right away that Number 7 did not write this; no kids live in that house and even if there were, they would not be able to see us. Number 9 did. Those idiots had the gall to frame other people, disgusting animals.
          
          "But my children will be forever traumatised by your indecency!" - No, your children chose to traumatise themselves by watching. And furthermore, if anything ought to be traumatising, it's the father's yelling at his wife and possibly his children too. Also, you LITERALLY burn garbage in your backyard and in the garage area in the back, the smelly fumes get into our yard and the yards of other neighbours too so DON'T YOU DARE come to me about indecency.
          
          Second question: How entitled do you have to be to threaten us for peeing in OUR private backyard? It's our garden a**hole so it shouldn't be your problem. How DARE you.
          
          Third question: Call the police on us? For what? Peeing in our backyard? We're not peeing in yours or any others' backyards, nor are we trespassing or harming you in any way, so we're not breaking any laws, are we? Try to frame us for some other crime? We'll just show the note to the cops and they'll be knocking at your door for answers instead.
          
          Stupid bloody pigs, I would love to see them go.

I don't understand something about anti-vaxxers. Even if vaccines did cause autism (which they don't), aren't you basically saying that you'd rather have DEAD kids than kids who struggle to socialise? Perhaps we ought to call you all pro-filicide child abusers.
          
          And no, I'm not shaming parents who don't vaccinate because their kids are allergic to the vaccines.

Happy Father's Day to you dad. Hope you're enjoying your time in heaven, old man.

I'm half certain God is cheating. That's too many genetic reshuffles now.