*clears throat and taps mic*

Is this on? Ok cool.

Hi, welcome to my profile! If you read my books I hope you enjoy them. Y'all deserve the world <3

~Stuff about me~

Your resident Snaffledragon (I will steal your chocolate)
Any pronouns
Huffleclaw 🦡🦅
Asexual Lesbian/Possibly Bisexual (Idk)
Supporter of the LGBTQ+ community 🏳️‍🌈
I'm here if you need a hug!❤️

If you are struggling in any way whatsoever please talk to me or someone else about it. If you talk to me I will try to support you in any way I can. I may be a stranger to you but I care for you and I'm sure everyone else in this community does too. You are loved because I love you. ❤️

~The coolest people ever~

You <3
All people in my cult

#Proud to be part of The_Weakling_Cult #Proud to be a 2.5 Cult member #LeaderoftheGekoCult


"If life is a bitch I will ride it."

"Taste the rainbow motherfückers🌈"

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Ask for a damn refund."

"Wake me if something happens, I'm going back to bed."

"Take care of yourself. Go touch some grass."

"(Insert funny MTG quote)"

"What did you think the answer was - no?"

"That's concerning."

"There's a million things that could go wrong but there's also a million things that could go right."

"Kick names, take ass!"

"Screw wars. Make soup."

"You're overwhelmed, Freeze was underwhelmed, why isn't anyone just whelmed?"

"No Safari, I want to know if they were gay."

My alt roleplay account:

Thank you for taking the time to read my profile. Stay awesome y'all ❤️
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  • JoinedAugust 24, 2022

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That_Dam_Geko That_Dam_Geko 12 hours ago
This whole time I’ve been reading it Penny-lope when it’s actually Pen-e-low-pe. I read it right the first time and then I forgot how you say it until like today lmao
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