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Fuck. 
          Guys. My mom saw my C. Ai chats... And the smut chats too. 
          I'M COOKED GUYS

Help guys
          Why is Poseidon trying to sink us in the Philippines? 
          Like bro. Greece is way over there
          The Ph is literally bracing for the storm.
          What's gonna happen now? Another war between who's the most beautiful goddess again??
          China Vs Philippines
          Area is gonna have a fun time if this happens

Back a again with some dramaaaa
          Anyways, so a few months ago during buwan ng wika, or during August. We were just practicing, and when it was snack time. Boom, someone stole around ₱350 from 3-4 different students. And this was bad, since they stole ₱100 from someone, ₱50, ₱200 bill, and a possible another ₱100, but they could be lying. 
          So cut to the drama, the victims are Da, Li, Be, and Ju. And everyone suspected Ju because she had a lot of money during that time. She had a ₱200 bill, which was rare according to Li, and Be just lost an ₱200, Julia tried to defend herself, but Li was very aggressive, she said, and by my understanding since she said it in Tagalog "Why did you put a ₱100 under a water bottle?" In a very aggressive tone, Ju said "To hide it from the stealer" but Li quickly shot up, saying "I can easily steal the money like I can kill you with the water bottle" or something similar to that, I'm bad at Tagalog. And when it escalated, Li slapped Ju, making Ju cry. And Li is an international champion, won't say what sport for her anonymity, and she slapped hard! I didn't see her slap, but I heard it, and it was loud! Ju started to cry while Li started to berate her, out teacher tried to stop her, but then... 
          She shouted at the teacher too! Then they were taken to the assistant principal a day after, and this was also during a Wednesday. Which was when we wear P.E uniform. And then Li got expelled and the stealer sadly didn't get identified. 
          And should I tell you this was a Christian Private School? 

EEEKKKKKK
          TOOK A PIC WITH A MITSURI COSPLAYER

I just thought of something random
          What if all Gods from every religion (minus Animism) actually exists
          Like Jesus is making water into wine for Dionysus, or Brahma is playing golf with Allah? 
          Like, idk. 
          Brahma and God be talking about what new animal to make or something. 

Hello 
          My fathers I'd gonna put our dog down. 
          And I'mma leave this as a note for future me
          His name is Barney and is gonna die soon. Poor Barney :(.
          He's already 12 years old or so, oh welp :(, I'm gonna miss him badly now. Probably gonna cry soon or silently tear up. 
          Gonna use C. Ai to cope now, bye 

Helppp
          Asked a higher grade if she's top or bottom. 
          She says it depends, bottom if male, top if female

What the skibidi, 
          I am somehow a writer in the school newspapers thingy now.
          

Helloy skibidi followers
          Today is my birthday! 
          Yay :DD

HELP-
          MY CLASSMATE TEASED ANOTHER UNTIL THEY CRIED, THEN AFTER A WHILE. THEY PUNCHED THE ONE WHO TEASED THEM IN THE FACE, IN FRONT OF TEACHER
          AND THEY WENT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE. 
          NOW I NEED 2 STUDENTS TO BE CAUGHT IN THE BATHROOM MAKING OUT