I wrote this ducky speech a while ago and now I will share it with all of you ☺️ (you know, for your ducky religion)
Today, we shall rise.
Today, we shall conquer.
Today, we shall move forward.
Together.
Our Ducks have ferociously pecked at our struggles with memes and crossing the road. They have stayed with us to the very end.
But we are turning our backs on them! Yes, the heart-stopping rumors are true.
But we will restore the Ducks to their rightful spot- not in bellies, but with full bellies. We will give them the Fishy Star- a military medal for their sacrificial duty in our Quack Lake Force.
We will also give the Pond Medal to the families of those poor Ducks of the River Marines who sadly lost their lives in the battle of the Duck Restaurant.
We shall give them respect.
Idk I was bored and probably mentally ill but I remember saying this all seriously like I was proclaiming something really important and watching everyone die laughing