Michel Nostradamus

Guys, like, the Titanic is obviously not real because how would they record it with a camera if they were all dying?

Guys this is insanely important. Is it gay to be attracted to a male who’s appearance is very similar to that of a females?

Does Lightning McQueen have car insurance or life insurance?

Im so happy I live in the USA and not America. Like, America is so annoying  

I’m willing to bet that 50 percent of the ocean is whale cum

Imagine thinking that one of every Pokémon would beat 1 billion lions.

Who tf thought it was a good idea to call “High Guardian Spice” an anime

Jason Bolt has a music career

Peenis berter then bobs and vaguyna 

An ant just bit my penis