What about me? Well, nothing much, my name is Derp, I live in your bathroom, check me out, and I'll just flash my Neuralyzer and you'll forget I was there, coming here again? *flash* now go back to your seat and continue reading my profile, don't remember any of it huh? That's good.
I write my stories either on a leaf, a rock, my arms or sometimes in my hands. And obviously on here since it's for free and it gets saved no matter what. Because paper is too mainstream.
I mostly write fantasy genre stories filled with creatures that look like...a horse's ass. Including, thrillers and awesome stories filled with my awesomeness.
I kiss my own reflection and talk to him, because he seems to understand me, he replies and it's annoying because he keeps mimicking my every word, so, I broke him, now I have nobody to talk to except my fish, Dory--who seems to not recall me yet.
Oh and if you think I'm a little lopsided, I am obviously not, for I think I am the smartest person in the world, I just get misunderstood for the butterfleas and nutella I've shared and eaten with my mirror...and Dory, that is, when she's not floating at my aquarium.
And the last but not the least thing about me is, I admittedly have a girlfriend whom I killed violently through my awesome smile...and her name is Lindy or Derpina. I love you Lindy/Derpina,
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