Hey guys! Welcome to my profile! Sorry to say that most of what you guys find here is probably some stupid trash that hasn't been updated in a MINUTE and most likely will not be updated again. BUT. There are one or two things in the works. I'm still figuring out how to write a COHESIVE STORY, and it is proving somewhat difficult. However, I WILL SUCCEED... Eventually...

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TheHumanShoppingCart TheHumanShoppingCart Feb 16, 2019 03:13AM
Yooooo!!! Guess who learned how to do SUBHARMONICS?! ME! It's friggin' COOL bro! I'm so proud of myself! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧FUN FACT: Freddie Mercury used subharmonics to add that "gravelly" sound to his v...
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