🍋real men and bad b*tches follow TheLemonSheriff🍋
🍋Harry Potter Smuts: No.
🍋Playing With Fire: Completed
🍋Love Burns: Completed
🍋Ad Infinitum: Fridays
🍋Chasing You: TBA
🍋My stories contain mature content! (Don't pretend that's not why you're here, you little freaks.)
🍋If you would like to translate any of my stories, feel free to reach out. HP Smuts is already being translated into Spanish, but if you're interested in translating, please DM me!
🍋I give bad advice! Reach out to learn what NOT to do.
🍋I read every single comment. Literally.
🍋I like to think of myself as the MEME QUEEN (supreme)
🍋The OG Nightmare-Inducer (shrek)
🍋not to be dramatic, but I would die for rhysand and azriel
🍋probably listening to greta van fleet and screaming along with an impressive amount of unintentional dissonance
🍋I really like the decemberists and harry potter but who doesn't?
As Mark Twain once wrote, "I pissed my pants :("
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- JoinedMarch 18, 2017