TheOfficialHolyWater

Hello my children

HotFictionalGuys

I feel like a horrible person cause my bf cheated with my friend, neither of us knew. And well I printed out pictures of him flirting with her, wrapped them, drove 2 hours to see him so I could give them to him for his birthday. Then as I walked out of his work I told him I've seen smaller guys with bigger dicks so he better stop sending girls the little peice of flesh he calls a womanizer cuz the only bitches he pulls is the ones on leashes.
          
          (I don't feel horrible at all)

HotFictionalGuys

@pookiexwookiexbear yeah I told her I was dating him and then she was like "OMG I didn't know we're talking as well" 
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pookiexwookiexbear

@HotFictionalGuys so ur friend didn't know that was ur bf?
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minhyo__89

@HotFictionalGuys that's my girl I am proud baby I am here don't you worry 
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HotFictionalGuys

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying,devious,scrumptious, amazing, delightful,delectable, unbelievable,body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked,hair drenched sex

haybendoesherdance

@HotFictionalGuys wanna experiment (asking for a friend)
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