John Bacon

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Hello? Is this thing on? Is it recording? This red light is on and I only have a short signal window, so I'm just going to start this.


Hi! I'm John Bacon, or at least that's what it says on my name tag here and I am somewhere in space with no time on my hands. So, I'm usually lying around and not writing The Test Subjects. Imagine that.


While you wait for that killer book with a garbage and quite frankly weird plot concept, enjoy my book of poetry or my book of random crap. I'm positive you won't.


Anyway, this is is running out of battery and my signal window is closing, so I won't be on very much, but I'll attach my coordinates so maybe someone can come and rescue me. I wish you happy travels and good readings!


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