SMERSMER

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"Everything has led up to you reading this, including the Storming of the Bastille, the building of the Pyramids, and the fall of the Roman Empire."

And now I've got your attention.

As you read this sentence, you will realize that I'm not all that good at intros. As you continue, you will realize that I will try to keep this gag going on as long as I ca--

Whatever. If this is "about," I guess you may wanna know "about" me.

I'm Sean. I like capers, steampunk, and (some) fantasy. I'm a Grammar Nazi, minus the Nazi. I love learning different languages and psychology facts. 

And I also just like funny stuff, if it's actually funny. I dunno.

Welp, I talked about myself. Happy? Good, my battery's 'bout to die anyways.

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Some links (that I added a while ago and won't bother to check now):

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/51-times-we-laughed-our-asses-off-on-tumblr/85287906/?image=85287954
https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/1it7as/the_team_rocket_puns_have_really_branched_out/cb7widg/
http://tvtropes.org/
http://www.demotivation.us/
http://www.demotivation.us/stupidity-level-7000-1289365.html
http://shit-duolingo-says.tumblr.com/
http://quotemadness.com/
http://deeplifequotes.com/

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Some of the best things I and people around me have said:

"So there's like eighty suitors, in his house, just eating all the time."

"All my grandmothers are either a*sholes or dead."

"OK, but, I seriously need people to stop touching my weed."

"One of the kindergarteners is on fire and I don't think he's going to make it this time."

"You have Boba Tea, but do you have Chinese people? I don't think so."

"That's what happens when you don't listen to black people."

"Dude, your phone is f*cking racist. It just autocorrected my first name to Muslim."

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Fav Series: Six of Crows/ Crooked Kingdom
Fav TV Shows: DGHDA/ The Musketeers
Fav Artists: Caravan Palace, Swingrowers, the ESC

Insta: thesmersmer
YT: SMERSMER

Aug. 17, 2003/Leo/INTP/Generic Fourth Item