I am many things, but a decent human is not one of them. I used to be a kind, loving person, but much has happened and I no longer could be described as kind or loving. I am one of two things, depending on who you ask: An ass who hates everyone, or an ass who could be your friend but is otherwise hateful. 

Either be my friend or fuck off. If I don't like you, you'll know.
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