From the earth I shall rise. And to the earth I will one day return.
What's up, Mothershuckers? My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall, and I'm here today to introduce you to:
corn.
Corn is a North American cereal plant. It yields large kernels on a cob.
It is also called "maize" because of how easy it is to get lost in it's incredible flavor.
Side affects of corn may include.... Uh, choking I guess..
Come on down and try some corn!
Or we'll sacrifice your newborn.
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