Why do you want to know my name, ARE YOU STALKING ME?!?!?!

*Poke!* Tee-hee! I just poked you and you don't even know me! I FEEL SPECIAL! um um um yeah. I tend to be um a bit random randomly. YAY FOR REDUNDANCY!!!!!!!!!!!! I like sparkles! Don't worry, I am not this totally all over the place in my writing.

 But... uh... I forgot what I was gonna say so I think I'll go with POTATO!!!! Oooooooooooh! My stories tend to be fantasy so if you don't like that too bad for you and you arn't my friend so :P OOOOOOOOOOOH! Lil' chicken!
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His name id Chick Chickerton Chicklets the fourth. So yeah.

 Please read my story(s). PLEASE. I looooove it! it sounds vain but I don't want to lie and say I hate it. 

Who wants to read a story when the author says "Um... yeah. read my story. It sucks but read it anyway cuz I dont care that you could have better things to do. I dont know you so I dont care." NOBODY wants to read that. so yup, I am self confident. 

Take that! I have no clue who I directed that but whatever; there it is so meh. And yes, I'd rather type all of these words than delete those two. I don't feel the NEED to explain to YOU but I will. I feel bad when I hit the delete key cuz what about thase poor letters that you make go bye-bye? How do you think THEY feel? 

So next time, use the 'cut' command so you can work it in later. That is why "That is why" is here. I accidentally typed it and look! I worked it in! I am good! Yeah, you never thought about the letters' feelings huh? So you can make it up to them by being real nice to them now.

Then you willl be un-typo cursed! Cuz when you hit the delete key, you become curesed. The 'cut' key recycles them! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!