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Hey everyone! Head of the Honeymoon Commitee, PurpleBandana, here! It's up to you where Thorin and Dess go on their Honeymoon! Why keep it predictable with them choosing where they'll go? Let's make it a fun surprise, instead! So go -- oh gosh, here comes Dess... BE COOL BE COOL... *leans casually against message board* heyyyyy Dess.
Dess: Um... hi.
PB: So...marriage right? Rings and cake...
Dess: Uhhhh, yeah.
PB:*flips cloth over message board*
Dess: *stares*
PB: *unconvincing grin*
Dess: *backs away slowly*
PB: *waits for Dess to leave...* .....Ok! So go vote on the message board! You can choose anywhere in Middle Earth! We'd prefer somewhere sweet and safe (we really don't need themfighting for their lives) like Rivendell, but what the heck? It's up to you guys!
DISCLAIMER:
Whoever has the great idea to send the newlyweds somewhere evil and/or murderous will be held personally responsible for any injuries or casualties attained during the their time at wherever you chose to send them. Please don't kill them, or you will be arrested and/or executed...
SO VOTE ASAP
Dess: *runs back in* AHA!
PB: OH NO *hits "post" urgently*
Dess: What have you done?