Valkyrie Cain

HI! It is highly likely that I don't know any of you, and none of you know me, so I'll give you some hints.
~ I'm not crazy or a creeper, just me, myself, I and my personality
~ Never insult a book I like, you may wake up and find yourself in Antarctica, even if you don't live there
~ I'm not laughing at you, just in your general direction!
~ The world should mold to handle me, not the other way around
~ I'm single as the last pringle 
~ Everyone knows squirrels are purple and can fly
~ My 'name' and my 'location' are usually from books, so if you know the book I'm talking about, tell me, or if you don't ask someone until they tell you, and then read it.

              Likes
harry potter
LoTR
Eragon
the sisters grimm
Warriors
Artemis Fowl
Septimus Heap
Eragon
Skulduggery Pleasent
30 seconds to mars
trans~siberian orchestra
reading
art
books
FINN (includes any and people who are named Finn, because they are automatically awesome)
cats
zombies
funny things
 @SnowyEvening
 @Sophiepond
 @lovetodraw
 @alone_togetherxx
 @AmandaHocking
 @jenmariewilde

          Things I can't stand
LOKI
people who walk very slowly
terrible grammar (i ain't got no homework. *shudder*)
one direction (they are an insult to arrows everywhere)
stupid people
trying to clean your room but getting distracted by a book while organizing your bookshelf, so you waste two hours reading it 

  Bye! See you later! Ta ta! So long! Cheerio! Good day! I'm sure you have more important things to do! Go away! Seriously, leave! I'm getting tired of you! I'm calling the police now! BYE!  *slams the door in your face*