"Party like a rock star."

"Holy Trombones on a Pogo Stick!"

"Holy Sock Puppet in a Sausage Factory!"

"Holy Crap!"

"Holy Pop Tarts and a Pencil Sharpener!"

"Holy Happy Holidays in a ha-
Holy Happy Holidays in a ha--
Holy- HAH!"

"Holy Toothpaste in a Suitcase!"

"Holy Bumblebees on a Body Board!"

"Holy Carrot Cake on a Kitten!"

"Holy Reused Joke on a Webtoon!"

"Holy Mongoose in a Monster Truck!"

"Holy Beachball in a Blender!"

"Holy Hot Dog on a Toaster!"

"Holy Bug in a Cats Box!"

"Holy Lonely Pony Eating Macaroni!"

"Holy Mother of Wet Blazers Satel Socks!"

"Holy F-"

"Holy Snowflake on Jabba the Hut!"

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Toms-Alcohol Toms-Alcohol Sep 11, 2020 07:26AM
What the fuck
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