Soggy Auggie

sᴜᴘ ɢᴀʏᴍᴇʀs ɪ'ᴍ sᴏɢɢʏ ᴀᴜɢɢɪᴇ ɪ ᴍᴇᴀɴ ᴀᴜɢᴜsᴛ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ- ᴜʜ ʏᴇᴀʜ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴏɴ ʜᴇʀᴇ ɪɴ ʟɪᴋᴇ 𝟹 ᴍᴏɴᴛʜs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴀsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ɪ ᴡᴀs ᴏɴ ᴡᴀs ғᴏʀ ʟɪᴋᴇ 𝟹𝟶 ᴍɪɴᴜᴛᴇs. ɪ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍʏ sᴄʜᴏᴏʟ's ᴜɴʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴡᴀᴛᴛᴘᴀᴅ ᴅᴏᴇ.  ʙ)

 ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏs, ʜᴇʀᴇ's sʜɪᴛ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ sɪɴᴄᴇ ɪ ɢᴜᴇss ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ғᴏʀ sᴍʜ- -ᴀᴜɢᴜsᴛ
-𝟷𝟹 (𝟷𝟺 ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ 𝟷𝟻ᴛʜ. ᴄᴏɪɴᴄɪᴅᴇɴᴄᴇ? ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɴᴏᴛ) 
-ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀғʟᴜɪᴅ (ᴀɴʏ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴ, ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ, ʙᴜᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ɪ ғᴇᴇʟ sᴏ ᴅᴀᴍɴ ғᴇᴍɪɴɪɴᴇ ᴏʀ ᴍᴀsᴄᴜʟɪɴᴇ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴡʜᴇɴ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴘʀᴇғᴇʀʀᴇᴅ ᴘʀᴏɴᴏᴜɴs ʙ) ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴏʀʀʏ, ɪ'ʟʟ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴍғᴀᴏ) 
-ᴘᴀɴʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴛɪᴄ 
-ɢʀᴇʏsᴇxᴜᴀʟ 
-ɪ'ᴍ ʟɪᴋᴇ, 𝟻'𝟻 ;ᴡ; sʜᴏʀᴛ ʜᴇᴄᴋ- 
-ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ᴀ ᴅᴏᴜsᴄʜᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ʙᴜᴛ sᴛғᴜ- 
-ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀ ɴᴇʀᴅ ᴀғ  

ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ 𝟺 ɢᴜɪᴛᴀʀs ᴀɴᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴀʏ. ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴏᴡɴᴇᴅ ғɪᴠᴇ ɪɴ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴡ ᴀᴄᴏᴜsᴛɪᴄ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ 𝟼. ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟ. ᴜɴᴏ, ғᴏᴜʀ, ʀᴇᴅ, ʟᴇsʟɪᴇ, sɪʟᴠᴇʀ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʀɪᴍsᴏɴ ɪs ᴏɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴡᴀʏ.  ᴇ

ɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɴᴇʀᴅ sʜɪᴛ, ɪ ᴀʟsᴏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ sᴛᴜғғ- 
-ᴅᴀɴɢᴀɴʀᴏɴᴘᴀ (ɴᴏ, ᴀssʜᴏʟᴇ, ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇɴ'ᴛ sᴇᴇɴ 𝟸, 𝟹, ᴠ𝟸, ᴠ𝟹, ᴀɴᴅ ᴡʜᴀᴛᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɢᴀᴍᴇs/ᴀɴɪᴍᴇs ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴀʀᴇ sᴛғᴜ-) 
-ᴀʀᴛ, ɪ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴘʀᴏʙᴀʙʟʏ ᴍᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ. 
-ɢᴜɪᴛᴀ- ᴏʜ ʏᴇᴀʜ, you already know-
-ᴘᴏᴋᴇᴍᴏɴ (ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴛʀᴀsʜ. ɪ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇᴘᴛ. ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɴɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀsᴛᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ɪᴛ.) 
-ᴍᴀᴢᴇ ʀᴜɴɴᴇʀ. ɪ ʜᴀᴛᴇ ʀᴇᴀᴅɪɴɢ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜɪs ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴄᴇᴘᴛɪᴏɴ. ᴀʟsᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴠɪᴇs ᴀʀᴇ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴀsғ ᴛᴏᴏ. 
-ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪᴄᴀʟ ғ ᴜ ᴄ ᴋ ɪ ɴ ɢ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ   

ʀɪɢʜᴛ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ʜᴜɢᴇ ᴍᴜsɪᴄ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ. ɪ ғᴇᴇʟ ɪɴᴄʟɪɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ғᴀᴠᴏʀɪᴛᴇ ʙᴀɴᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ᴀʀᴛɪsᴛs, sᴏ ʙᴜᴄᴋʟᴇ ᴜᴘ ᴀssʜᴏʟᴇ. ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴇᴍɪᴄᴀʟ ʀᴏᴍᴀɴᴄᴇ, ᴍᴏᴍ ᴊᴇᴀɴs., sᴏʀᴏʀɪᴛʏ ɴᴏɪsᴇ, ɢʀᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴀʏ, ʀᴇᴍᴏ ᴅʀɪᴠᴇ, sᴜʙʟɪᴍᴇ, ʙɪʟʟɪᴇ ᴊᴏᴇʟ, ᴀʟʟ ᴏғ ɢʀᴇᴇɴ ᴅᴀʏ's sɪᴅᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴊᴇᴄᴛs... ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ's ᴀ ʟᴏᴛ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴀʜʜʜ ɪ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ғɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ-   






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