Trash Tanuki

We've all seen one. 

The sickeningly perfect OC characters. The over powered, loved by all demonic creations that haunt the darkest corners of Wattpad. 
Yes, we've all encountered the fabled Mary Sue. 
This account is dedicated to critiquing the worst of the worst. The Mary Sues that are so unbelievably bad you can't help but wonder, "What the actual hell is this?!?". Don't worry. This Mary Sue murderer is here to calm your frustrations, one sentence at a time. There's some original work here too if you can find it.

So grab your popcorn, make a hot cup of tea, and take a seat. 

This is going to get messy.