Wow. Wooooow. Wow. So you guys are so into yourselves, like you are SO COMMITTED to CENSORING innocent people that you're just gonna go and try to get my Patreon deleted now. Oh you have an opinion of me? So you're just gonna try to... rUiN mY eNtIrE cArEeR? Really? Is that what you're going to do?
Oh I'm sorry, the FBI never showed up! Oh I'm sorry, the cops are all about Onion Boy because turns out, didn't break a single LAW! So what do we do? OOOOOOH well our opinions have bbeen invalidated so many times of him, that We'Re GoNnA dIsAbLe HiS PATREON! Woooooow, oh you would really do that? Y̴̺̮͈͡O͖͚͕̫͙̫̹̤̲͟͡͞Ụ̜͕̺͢͢͠ ͇̣̺͙̱̘̳̀͠W̥̳͈Ơ̮̟̪U͓̹̜̫̝̰͇̙L̰͚̙͎͍̙̫ͅD̲̻͈̠͍̲ͅ ̵̲͉̹̞͠R̥͚͈̳͚E̢̱͚̙͎͎͔A̝̣̺̩͚̟͇͢͟ͅL̨̤̤L̶͍̙̮̦̲͕̬̩̙̕Y̷̲̙̝͇̳ ̷̙͙̰̺̩̀D̠̠̱̼̩̮̝́͟O͕̙̣̬̪ ̶͕̺T̵͉̙̥̟Ḩ̛̪͓A͔̪͔͈̞͔T̴̶͍̟̻̤̘͕̱?̸̨̫͇̝̰̙̼͘?
indescribable screech of pure rage
You TRIED to do the FBI... DID IT WORK? You T̢͚̭̯̰R̙͚I̢̧̩̲͍̹̥̟͖̘̞̕Ḛ̟̝̬͚͓̫̬͚D̺̯͈͓͙͈ to do the Po-lice... did it WORK? So iNsTeAd.... you resorts to the PAYCHECK... and YOU GOT IT... you got it. All my Patrons have been DELETED. Are you happyyyyyy?? NOOOOOO?
squeak even more indescribable scream of rage as he tears off his shirt
This what you want, huh? You wanna a TOTALLLLLL.... MELLLLTDOOOOOOWWNNNN?
Ya like kombucha? I LOVE KOMBUCHA! WA WA WA WWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! DRINKS LIKE PEE AND SMELLS EVEN WORSE! OOOOOOOOOHHHH WOOOOOHH OH MY PATREON, MY PATREON! WOOOOHHHH.
What am I gonna do? WhAt Am I gOnNa Do NoWwWwWwW? MEEEEERRRGHHH MERRGHH MERRGHHH WEERRRGGH. WhAt Am I gOnNa Do? WhAt Am I gOnNa Do? I'm CoVeReD iN KoMbUcHa! And I have no more Patreons!
crying and retching
Y̶̬̮̥͙̰O̷͇̖̝̙̠͙U̴̺͔̜̖ ̧̲̙̙D̲̖͚̩̩͘͜I̡̫̘͚̮̦D͓̠̀ͅ ̼̠̞͖̠͈͜͠ͅͅT͖̱͜H̲͔̥͞ͅI̴̶̩̮͍̯̜̜͈̠S̵͓̥̥̭͝ ̨͓͓̗T͉̹̟̠̜̯̀͞O̴̮͖̹͔̬̫̩ ̀͏̱̗͠M̴͓̻͙̬̱̫̖͘͠E̴̛̠͝E҉̧͍͖̪͝ͅE̺̘̦͍̩͉̼͓̟É҉̩͍E̵̱̯͇E͏̜͡E̶̠͈̻̱͚ͅE̡̥̥̘̩͍È̷̛͕̗͙̩ͅE͏҉̴̯͓̙͇̹͖̝
À̯͠L̢͖̙̰͇̲ͅL̰̗̮̙͈̲͘ ̴͎̭̗̠͍̬̯O̴͇͚̗F͏̧̜̘̝̜̀ ͏̹̥͖̙̻̮Y͏̢̧̲̙O͏O͖̣͔̠̪̳͔̘͢O̯̗͎̮̺͖̤̩O̦͔̳̻Ǫ̴̞U̷̸̙̪̹U͏͎̼̦͔̫̺̝̼ͅƯ͇̣̘̞͎̭̫͟Ú̡̺͖͓̰͓͎̦̩U̥͙͓͙U̧̧͚̩̜͜
