Turts_

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HOLY FUCK
          	I COMPLETELY FORGOT THAT WATTPAD IS WEIRD WITH PERIODS IN EMAILS
          	I GOT MY ACCOUNT BACK

Turts_

Somebody please help me convince @SpadyTheSpatulaBoi that he can’t swim from the US to Germany to steal a bazooka from the army there.

SpadyTheSpatulaBoi

@Turts_ NO I WOULD BE AN ANIMUS DRAGON FROM WINGS OF FIRE AND MAGIC MYSELF TO BE IMMORTAL LIKE DARKSTALKER!! THEN ID ALSO HAVE TO BE EVIL- wait hold on...
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Turts_

@SpadyTheSpatulaBoi NO IT IS NOT!!!!!!!!!! YOU WOULD BE DEAD FROM SWIMMING AND EVEN IF YOU DID THE GERMANS WOULD DO SOMETHING TO YOU FOR ATTEMPTING TO STEAL A BAZOOKA
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SpadyTheSpatulaBoi

@Turts_ WHY NOT?!? ITS TOTALLY REASONABLE AND DOABLE
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Turts_

A conversation my friend and I had the other day.
          
          Them: *explaining a weird dream they had the night before* And then he kissed my hand and now I'm freaking out over Todoroki.
          
          Me: Which Todoroki
          
          Them: Im now in love with Shoto
          
          Me: Have you seen Fuyumi though
          
          Them: No, I don't think so
          
          Me: Look it up then
          
          Them: Ooh Ive seen her, she's nice
          
          Me: yeah, or Natsuo
          
          Them: The white-haired one?
          
          Me: All of them have white hair
          
          Them: Shoto's brother
          
          Me: He has two
          
          Them: U KNOW WHO IM TALKING ABOUT
          
          Me: Do I though?
          
          Them: OH MY- YES U DOOO
          
          Me: Whatever you say
          
          They then proceeded to bombard me with pictures of Todoroki, when Mirko is obviously superior.  I mean have you seen her?? (No offense to the Todoroki simps)