"Bet, say something that'll surprise someone."
"I'm a strong independent waman"
"Did you just say 'woman' like ramen?"
"Yeah I just did, now be quiet you irrelevant tuft of roof moss."
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"Air conditioning is just domesticated wind."
"Wait what-"
(Yes I made this up and if it is somehow in someone's work, I would never know so please don't come at me"
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