hey y'all!

There once was a scorpion who wanted to get to the end of a river, so he gets a frog and asks him to take the scorpion across. The scorpion says he'll give him 10 bucks, but the frogs like "make it 20." and the scorpions like "15." and the frogs like "ok 15." so the scorpion jumps on the frogs back, and half way across the river, the frog feels this terrible pain in his back.Turns out, the scorpion STUNG HIM. and he's like "what the hell, we're both gonna drown now." And they both did :D

The moral of the story is that frogs are bitches and we do not negotiate with terrorists :)

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